<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>RSS CP Odd News</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com</link><description>Your daily source for odd news stories, weird headlines, and the lighter side of our world - News - MSN CA</description><copyright>2009 Microsoft</copyright><language>en-ca</language><image><url>http://sc.msn.com/global/c/lgpos/MSFT_pos.gif</url><title>RSS CP Odd News</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com</link></image><ttl>60</ttl><category>RSS CP Odd News</category><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Birth of anteater has US zoo staff baffled</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/birth-of-anteater-has-us-zoo-staff-baffled-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/birth-of-anteater-has-us-zoo-staff-baffled-2</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;GREENWICH, Conn. - An anteater has given birth at a Connecticut conservation centre, prompting officials there to wonder how the mother conceived.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-05-17T13:19:16-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Coin tossing breaks tie in Philippine mayoral race</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/coin-tossing-breaks-tie-in-philippine-mayoral-race-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/coin-tossing-breaks-tie-in-philippine-mayoral-race-2</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;MANILA, Philippines - What do you do when two candidates running for mayor in the Philippines get exactly the same number of votes? You get them to toss a coin.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-05-16T08:32:23-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Deer smashes US bus windshield, takes short ride</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/deer-smashes-us-bus-windshield-takes-short-ride-1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/deer-smashes-us-bus-windshield-takes-short-ride-1</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;JOHNSTOWN, Pa. - A deer has taken a ride on a Pennsylvania bus.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-05-15T18:55:51-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Stinky corpse flower blooms again at Ohio State</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/stinky-corpse-flower-blooms-again-at-ohio-state-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/stinky-corpse-flower-blooms-again-at-ohio-state-2</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;COLUMBUS, Ohio - A large rainforest plant known as a corpse flower because of its awful smell has bloomed again at an Ohio State University greenhouse, and there's more excitement because another corpse flower there is expected to open soon, a spokeswoman said.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-05-15T00:25:31-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Man charged in overnight feast at Ky. supermarket</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/man-charged-in-overnight-feast-at-ky-supermarket</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/man-charged-in-overnight-feast-at-ky-supermarket</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;MOUNT WASHINGTON, Ky. - Authorities in Kentucky have charged a man who officers say had an overnight feast in a closed supermarket outside Louisville.&lt;/p&gt;</description><enclosure length="31714" url="http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/12/8C4B3DD74BA42029D9AE9CE55C8A3.jpg" type="image/jpeg"></enclosure><pubDate>2013-05-14T07:35:31-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>NYPD officer tries to help cat in tree, gets stuck</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/nypd-officer-tries-to-help-cat-in-tree-gets-stuck-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/nypd-officer-tries-to-help-cat-in-tree-gets-stuck-2</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;NEW YORK, N.Y. - Authorities say a New York police officer who tried to rescue a cat stuck in a tree got caught himself and needed a little help getting back down to the ground.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-05-13T21:53:11-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Bold turkey: woman hits cop to kick smoking habit</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/bold-turkey-woman-hits-cop-to-kick-smoking-habit-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/bold-turkey-woman-hits-cop-to-kick-smoking-habit-2</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;SACRAMENTO, Calif. - Think you've heard of every way possible to quit smoking? Etta Mae Lopez came up with a new one: slap a cop and go to jail, where smoking isn't allowed.&lt;/p&gt;</description><enclosure length="35584" url="http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/A9/1F3FF310ECC342897CF12B5B5D61A2.jpg" type="image/jpeg"></enclosure><pubDate>2013-05-10T17:50:27-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Durango, Colo., area couple gives up catwalk fight</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/durango-colo-area-couple-gives-up-catwalk-fight-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/durango-colo-area-couple-gives-up-catwalk-fight-2</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;DURANGO, Colo. - A Durango area couple is giving up their fight to keep a 13-foot escape route for their cats outside their Colorado apartment.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-05-10T17:50:00-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Edmonton police try two-wheeled tool</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/edmonton-police-try-two-wheeled-tool-1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/edmonton-police-try-two-wheeled-tool-1</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;EDMONTON - Police in Edmonton are trying a two-wheeled tool to fight crime.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-05-10T11:12:09-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>US smokejumpers skydive into illegal pot garden</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/us-smokejumpers-skydive-into-illegal-pot-garden-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/us-smokejumpers-skydive-into-illegal-pot-garden-2</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;MEDFORD, Ore. - A team of smokejumpers parachuting into a fire in the mountains of Southern Oregon landed in an illegal marijuana garden being prepared for growing season.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-05-09T19:27:32-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Police pull over speeder, make fishy discovery</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/police-pull-over-speeder-make-fishy-discovery</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/police-pull-over-speeder-make-fishy-discovery</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;STONY PLAIN, Alta. - It was the catch of the day for Edmonton-area Mounties.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-05-09T18:12:24-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Mass. panel: No profanity on rapper's headstone</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/mass-panel-no-profanity-on-rappers-headstone-1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/mass-panel-no-profanity-on-rappers-headstone-1</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;LYNN, Mass. - Commissioners at a Massachusetts cemetery have said no to profanity on headstones.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-05-09T18:11:24-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Wife's advice turns into $15.8M lottery win</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/wifes-advice-turns-into-dollar158m-lottery-win-1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/wifes-advice-turns-into-dollar158m-lottery-win-1</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;CALGARY - An Albertan who won a $15.8-million share in a record Canadian lottery prize has his wife to thank for making him buy the ticket.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-05-08T18:17:42-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Python found in Winnipeg Dumpster</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/python-found-in-winnipeg-dumpster-1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/python-found-in-winnipeg-dumpster-1</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;WINNIPEG - Winnipeg police faced a slithery situation Tuesday night when a citizen came across a live python in a Dumpster behind an apartment complex.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-05-08T18:15:10-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Giant condoms encourage spaying and neutering</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/giant-condoms-encourage-spaying-and-neutering</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/giant-condoms-encourage-spaying-and-neutering</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;CALGARY - Former TV game show host Bob Barker would be proud.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-05-06T15:28:44-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Camels, and llamas and football? Oh my!</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/camels-and-llamas-and-football-oh-my-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/camels-and-llamas-and-football-oh-my-2</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;VIENNA - Camels and llamas — and football? Oh my!&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-05-06T09:42:33-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>9-inch copter lands in arms of Ohio court statue</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/9-inch-copter-lands-in-arms-of-ohio-court-statue-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/9-inch-copter-lands-in-arms-of-ohio-court-statue-2</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;MARION, Ohio - An unwanted modern addition has flown into the arms of a Lady Justice statue that sits atop a county courthouse in north-central Ohio.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-05-04T14:07:35-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Deep-fried butter on list of Stampede foods</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/deep-fried-butter-on-list-of-stampede-foods-1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/deep-fried-butter-on-list-of-stampede-foods-1</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;CALGARY - Hold onto your hearts — deep-fried butter will be one of the midway snacks for sale at this year's Calgary Stampede.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-05-03T18:58:15-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Small Wash. school closes because of nice weather</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/small-wash-school-closes-because-of-nice-weather-3</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/small-wash-school-closes-because-of-nice-weather-3</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;SEATTLE - In sun-deprived Washington state, the promise of nice spring weather prompted a small private school to give students a day off to enjoy the sunshine.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-05-03T17:42:55-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Proposed SC budget says no junk food for governor</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/proposed-sc-budget-says-no-junk-food-for-governor-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/proposed-sc-budget-says-no-junk-food-for-governor-2</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;COLUMBIA, S.C. - Lawmakers in South Carolina are trying to keep junk food out of the governor's mansion.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-05-03T16:16:03-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Official: Shiny dog bowl sparks Calif. house fire</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/official-shiny-dog-bowl-sparks-calif-house-fire-3</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/official-shiny-dog-bowl-sparks-calif-house-fire-3</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;SANTA ROSA, Calif. - A Northern California couple might be able to blame this one on the dog.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-05-02T18:14:22-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>2 pounds of loose skin removed from fat Oregon dog</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/2-pounds-of-loose-skin-removed-from-fat-oregon-dog-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/2-pounds-of-loose-skin-removed-from-fat-oregon-dog-2</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;PORTLAND, Ore. - Obie the formerly obese dachshund is recovering after surgery at an Oregon veterinary clinic that removed 2 1/2 pounds of loose skin.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-05-02T10:31:13-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Trusty dog stays by owner trapped in mud hole</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/trusty-dog-stays-by-owner-trapped-in-mud-hole-1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/trusty-dog-stays-by-owner-trapped-in-mud-hole-1</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;HALIBURTON, Ont. - A central Ontario woman didn't panic when she was stuck knee-deep in mud for 12 hours because her dog snuggled up to keep her warm and calm.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-05-01T18:07:37-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Calif. school blunder: All dressed up but no prom</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/calif-school-blunder-all-dressed-up-but-no-prom-4</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/calif-school-blunder-all-dressed-up-but-no-prom-4</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;SAN BERNARDINO, Calif. - Everyone got stood up at one Southern California high school's prom. The dance itself was a no-show.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-05-01T13:34:48-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Pink Floyd poser arrested for theft by swindle</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/pink-floyd-poser-arrested-for-theft-by-swindle-5</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/pink-floyd-poser-arrested-for-theft-by-swindle-5</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;ST. CLOUD, Minn. - A man is accused of pretending to be a member of British rock band Pink Floyd at a U.S. hospital — and racking up as much as $100,000 in unpaid medical bills.&lt;/p&gt;</description><enclosure length="32718" url="http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/1B/D0E2258BD9266CB5A5257BD22BC66.jpg" type="image/jpeg"></enclosure><pubDate>2013-05-01T12:38:18-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Montana man loses bird over mistaken identity</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/montana-man-loses-bird-over-mistaken-identity-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/montana-man-loses-bird-over-mistaken-identity-2</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;GREAT FALLS, Mont. - The macaw that a Great Falls man thought he had found again turned out to be a bird of a different feather.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-04-30T12:30:22-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Woman, 80, swallows diamond at Fla. charity event</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/woman-80-swallows-diamond-at-fla-charity-event</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/woman-80-swallows-diamond-at-fla-charity-event</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;TAMPA, Fla. - The idea behind the Tampa Woman's Club charity event was simple. 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Authorities in Louisiana say they tracked a man accused of stealing drugs from a pharmacy because he left behind a pickax he used to break in — and forgot to remove the price tag.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-03-18T09:50:15-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Mich. minor-league team to offer bacon-shell taco</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/mich-minor-league-team-to-offer-bacon-shell-taco</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/mich-minor-league-team-to-offer-bacon-shell-taco</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;COMSTOCK PARK, Mich. - A Michigan minor league team plans to offer its fans an oink-tastic treat this summer.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-03-15T18:56:55-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Iowa officer stops speedy SUV, helps deliver baby</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/iowa-officer-stops-speedy-suv-helps-deliver-baby-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/iowa-officer-stops-speedy-suv-helps-deliver-baby-2</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;IOWA CITY, Iowa - An Iowa City police officer pulled over a speeding SUV — then helped the driver and his passenger deliver a baby.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-03-14T12:13:22-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Teen bugles way to first at elk-calling contest</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/teen-bugles-way-to-first-at-elk-calling-contest-1</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/teen-bugles-way-to-first-at-elk-calling-contest-1</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;WEIRDALE, Sask. - A 15-year-old teenager from northern Saskatchewan may have found his calling.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-03-13T13:31:58-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Silicone fingers fool punch-in clock in Brazil</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/silicone-fingers-fool-punch-in-clock-in-brazil</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/silicone-fingers-fool-punch-in-clock-in-brazil</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;RIO DE JANEIRO - The Brazilian newspaper O Globo is reporting that a doctor in Sao Paulo was arrested after being caught in the act of using fake fingers made of silicone and imprinted with real finger prints to defraud a hospital's biometric punch-in clock.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-03-13T11:54:05-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Book returned to Estonian library 69 years late</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/book-returned-to-estonian-library-69-years-late-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/book-returned-to-estonian-library-69-years-late-2</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;TALLINN, Estonia - An Estonian man has returned a library book 69 years late, partly blaming a World War II aerial bombing that damaged the library for the late return.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-03-12T11:40:46-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Police:Man used fake police lights to beat traffic</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/policeman-used-fake-police-lights-to-beat-traffic-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/policeman-used-fake-police-lights-to-beat-traffic-2</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;PORTLAND, Ore. - Police in Oregon say a Washington man wove through interstate traffic at 80 mph with phoney police lights flashing.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-03-11T18:23:22-04:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Fat cat in Texas now slims down, adopted by vet</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/fat-cat-in-texas-now-slims-down-adopted-by-vet-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/fat-cat-in-texas-now-slims-down-adopted-by-vet-2</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;DALLAS - An obese stray cat found wandering six months ago near Dallas has slimmed down to 34 pounds and been adopted by the veterinarian overseeing his care.&lt;/p&gt;</description><enclosure length="34147" url="http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/2D/D7F0E5BF74975112B180E491C8665.jpg" type="image/jpeg"></enclosure><pubDate>2013-03-08T17:57:50-05:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Stray seal shows up at Maine hospital entrance</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/stray-seal-shows-up-at-maine-hospital-entrance-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/stray-seal-shows-up-at-maine-hospital-entrance-2</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;PORTLAND, Maine - A young seal somehow wandered up a steep embankment and crossed four lanes of traffic to make an unexpected appearance at the entrance of Mercy Hospital in Portland, Maine.&lt;/p&gt;</description><pubDate>2013-03-08T17:57:26-05:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Play ball! 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CHARLES, Mo. - A St. Louis-area animal shelter has found a home for a 37-pound cat named Biscuit. 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CHARLES, Mo. - At 37 pounds (16 kilograms), Biscuit the cat is about the right weight for a 4-year-old — human, that is.&lt;/p&gt;</description><enclosure length="31714" url="http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/6D/558A233380ADB114C910151D875D6.jpg" type="image/jpeg"></enclosure><pubDate>2013-03-01T14:22:31-05:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Thousands of caterpillars seized at UK airport</title><link>http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/thousands-of-caterpillars-seized-at-uk-airport-2</link><guid isPermaLink="true">http://news.ca.msn.com/odd/thousands-of-caterpillars-seized-at-uk-airport-2</guid><description>&lt;p&gt;LONDON - British customs agents made a creepy discovery when an airline passenger was found with 94 kilograms (207 pounds) of caterpillars in his luggage.&lt;/p&gt;</description><enclosure length="37954" url="http://blu.stb.s-msn.com/i/D1/30315C867930C83F1885917D7CF18.jpg" type="image/jpeg"></enclosure><pubDate>2013-03-01T09:59:52-05:00</pubDate></item><item xmlns:onemodulerss_csharp="urn:schemas-microsoft-com/csharp"><title>Fries anyone? 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